It's for the time that I went to the bathroom after him and it was really, really smelly. A little bit of Roy eating chicken crispers A little bit of Kim with some ribs A little bit of It was you. Is that in your way? You've got to guess what I'm thinking of. It's a shame this had to happen today, but I've just had a complaint. I could just say big cock and not mention the colour. Apparently, this young woman was sneaking drinks off of other people's tables.
There's better ones than that. He's early with the cue. I'm not saying that's the wrong way. Why should only black people be offended by racism? And you also had a luau. And it's the reason why comedy clubs have a two-drink minimum.
This is after the revelation that Philly was spreading rumors that Tony wanted to see his mother dead, which was very true. We ran out last year, remember? The Dundies are like a car wreck that you wanna look away, but you have to stare at it because your boss is making you. Anyway, good to have you all here from Swindon. Hey, can I ask you a question? He didn't actually do the fingers. I'll just get a ride home from Angela. You ought to be careful because some of them can be a little bit sensitive, so Sorry? No, I don't wanna go. Is that where you're going to? Welcome to Slough to the new people.
I don't think we should. Yes, I have not gotten one, either. Especially the ones who wrote that stuff about Michael on the bathroom wall. I just wanted to say thanks. I think we all know what award Pam is gonna be getting this year. It's a title someone's given you to get you to do things they don't want to do for free.
So I'm David's boss, looking after him. I am your host, Michael Scott, and I just wanna tell you, please, please, do not drink and drive. It's not the black man's cock one, is it? And you had a luau. She gave me some wine and I went, 'You know I don't drink! I don't know where they are. The compere would go, 'Lt Colombo' and I'd come out in a mac.
I'm just in time for Ping. Some 'comedians' would have been more nasty. We're gonna be doing separate checks. Somebody who I think a lot of us cannot keep from checking out. Just don't talk, don't talk Okay, look, I know there have been a lot of rumors flying around about the Dundies this year.
But we've had a personnel change of 25%, people coming and going. Okay, let's get you home, drunk. And mine are at home in a display case above my bed. First sensible thing you've said all day. I think I left my drink over there - See you in a bit. It's just that I've been made senior sales rep, which is a great opportunity.
No, that For the sake of this story. That's That's kind of what it's like. I think I made that very clear in the flyers. Come on, Jan, this is important. You know what, guys, we're just having a little office party. Andy never correctly identifies the product advertised, electing instead to plug in random three-syllabe phrases and see which one fit.
Because their concentration will always be diverted from what they should be working on to the music. Be prepared to hold it, folks. Then we'll say no more about it. Some people are intimidated when talking to lots of people in an entertaining way. Some will be able to step into a private office or conference room, but these may not always be available.